Sea of Whiskey
I'm still working on this, so go fuck yourself.
Sometimes I think back to my fat ugly disgusting fifth grade teacher. She most have weighed over 300 pounds, she had long disgusting black hair that went all the way down to the floor, and she grew some of her nails till they were a foot long. She used to live in this ugly green house. This house was fucking huge, but it looked like it was rotting from the inside out. She used to tell us that she lived in a mansion. When I was older I drove by and saw that over half the house was either knocked down or fell down on its own. God, I hope that disgusting woman was inside when it happened.............. There used to be these two brothers who played baseball in the same league I did when I was in junior high. They were mutant slum white trash all-stars. They didn't play on the same team because one hit the other one in the head with a shovel, and after that they just didn't get along. One day they burned there home down for the insurance money and they moved away. Our town's special education budget must have been cut in half.............. I went up to visit my friend in New Hampshire one time. When I got there I couldn't find him cause he was already drunk and lost somewhere. When he did show up, he showed up with a poll that he had ripped of the campus safety buss. Shortly after we ran out of beer so I decided to drive to the store, because I only had one beer so far that night. I pick up a case of Coors Light bottles then my friend headed to the door. On his way out her grabbed a fistful of free matches and shoved them in his pocket. The friction from his pants lit one of the matches off witch then set his pocket on fire. I would have been laughing hysterically but there were two cops behind us in line. I thought that they were going to follow us and arrest us for being drunk. Good times............
